You can screw over your opponent
(So, yes you can put him in the Bureaucrat deck.) He just hasn't gotten around to fixing it yet
If Copy Enchantment somehow enters the battlefield at the same time as another permanent, Copy Enchantment can't become a copy of that permanent
So 1998 was very much the biggest year for MtG since 93 but sadly not in a good way
In theory, you could get up to two Scion tokens from the myriad copies when they exile at the end of combat, and since Chittering Dispatcher is just a 2/3, it might very well die in combat, giving you another Scion
4- As both permanents enter the battlefield at the same time, you choose the order of skills, choosing first to resolve the skill of Abdel Adrian, Gorion's Ward and then that of Felidar Guardian repeating the loop