There are plenty of options to choose from
At the beginning of your end step, if you control two or more tapped creatures, conjure a card named Stonybrook Schoolmaster onto the battlefield tapped
Along with providing +1/+1 counters to all of your other vampiric guests, Edgar also refuses to leave the party
In a comment, Giancola states: The art is stolen. He also accompanied it with an image extrapolating on this, which reads: Hey Fay Dalton, do you mind not stealing my work on highly paid, public commercial commissions in the genre which I make my living and hold my reputation dear
Fold Over / Printed Fold Over The printers used to manufacture trading cards are school bus-sized marvels of modern machinery, printing hundreds of cards per second
They can't choose to rush toward their doom