If we were going to capture the essence of a story, it couldn't just be a single effect, but a series of effects that took place over time
Its no secret that some MTG players hate to play against land destruction and that MTG developers dont incentivize this play pattern anymore
Thats made up of 10 unique cards all from A Goofy Movie in various quantities Improvements + Cards To Drop The easiest, most fun way of improving this deck would be to collect more of the characters from A Goofy Movie until you have four of each
Tinybones, Bauble Burglar Tinybones, Bauble Burglar punishes your opponents for discarding cardsas if being on the receiving end of a Dark Deal wasnt bad enough already
It's strutting its stuff and proclaiming its boundless happiness to all who chance to look upon it
Combined with a playset of Temur Battle Rage and multiple copies of Become Immense, the deck would regularly get a Splinter Twin-esque win out of nowhere with a big, double-striking trampler