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The thing with Courser is that it is just so good, you would play it in most decks even without any life gain

It doesnt matter that your Venom Sliver or Talon Sliver are enchantments or creatures, you just want their buffs

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One possibility is to cast Apocalypse, a card that gets rid of everything, including your hand, leaving you only with Barren Glory, but that needs to be done on your upkeep, so there are options like Leyline of Anticipation or Emergence Zone to give these spells flash

Now the game is taking steps to clean house

You could also run this in either Aura-matters or enchantment-matters brews, the 12th and 14th biggest archetypes