Decks that run Hisuian Heavy Ball tend to run 1-2 copies of the card
A clear, permanent record of your cards condition that protects it, shows its value, and helps it stand out in the market
The print pattern is obviously off center
Once per turn, during your Main Phase: You can reveal 1 "Purrely" Quick-Play Spell in your hand, Special Summon 1 Xyz Monster from your Extra Deck that mentions that card, by using this card you control as material, and attach the revealed card to the Summoned monster
That alone makes it more practical than many recommendation-based tools, especially for players trying to tune decks without buying dozens of new staples every time they start a new project
Obviously, you could substantially reduce the problems with the card if you just made it unable to hit opposing creatures or artifacts, though Im not sure thats the best way to balance the card