If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.) Creature - Beast Witch-king of Angmar Flying Whenever one or more creatures deal combat damage to you, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice that dealt combat damage to you this turn
You can flash it in to block, or use it as a card draw spell
Excalibur, Sword of Eden All that talk about swords being power crept, and WotC was like, okay, hold my beverage
Self-mill commanders aid this strategy in one of two ways: They mill you, or they care about when you mill or have a bunch of cards (often creatures) in the graveyard
In fact, the non-creature versions of these effects are usually more resilient, since they can't be picked off by creature removal
Sell Bulk Lots on eBay or TCGPlayer If you have true bulk (the commons, uncommons, and $0.10 rares that aren't worth individual listings), selling in lots is the most practical move