If were being honest though, we know why youre here - its because seeing Stitch as a rock star is so fun
Clearing two medium-sized threats of your opponent's on turn 7, without having to sacrifice your own board, is a strong play
White is the primary lifegain colour, so it should certainly get a few ways to spend that life, right
Plus, one MTG players trash is another MTG players treasure in this instance
In fact, its really just obnoxiously overpowered to the point that I wonder if whoever designed it learned enough lessons from Chulane, Teller of Tales
Monster Manual asks us if we want an Elvish Piper that can be used straight away, and then staples a cheeky bit of recursion on top