The rule has long been that buying a raw card is significantly riskier than a graded card, especially for inexperienced purchasers
The good news is that in the right deck, Unpredictable Cyclone is still very powerful when played fairly, allowing you to cast expensive spells for just the one or two mana it costs to cycle a card while also getting around normal timing restrictions by allowing you to cast creatures and sorceries during your opponent's turn (if you cycle into them)
Reddit user GoodLuckGuy comments that "there are so many things wrong with this art, you could write a book about it." The placement of the monkeys near the ooze is certainly bizarre, and there are very few cards where there's so much going on outside the creature itself
: Level 2 At the beginning of combat on your turn, attach target Equipment you control to up to one target creature you control
Being an enchantment is an advantage here, since it allows for shenanigans with Ghen, Arcanum Weaver, Academy Rector, etc
Dealing one damage to each opponent each time a creature dies, a card is put into a graveyard from a library, or even when a card leaves your graveyard, Syr Konrad is capable of dealing a great deal of damage over the course of the game, triggering his ability off of numerous instances
