mtg aggro cards Brewing An All-In Deck to Compete in The Current Standard Meta Elite Mono White Magecraft Aggro

I mean, how does it get more flavorful than that

Mother of Goons Necro-Impotence Persecute Artist Phyrexian Librarian Stop That Tainted Monkey Vile Bile Wet Willie of the Damned When Fluffy Bunnies Attack Working Stiff Zombie Fanboy Zzzyxas's Abyss Assquatch Blast from the Past

None of these come up in casual conversation, but every one of them affects what lands in your hand when the order arrives

As long as you arent looking for indestructible, this card might be the cream of the crop when it comes to single-target protection spells due to everything that comes along with it

You can buylist Reliquary Tower from a vendor for $1.50 each

Giving -X/-X to all creatures gets around indestructible, protection, and damage prevention