Darien, King of Kjeldor wont prevent our loss of life, but the threat of our battlefield growing rapidly can also deter attacks meant to spread out the damage. Tap Down Control -2: Destroy target tapped creature
Net result: 5 life gained, 4 life drained, 2 Pest tokens gained that can attack without summoning sickness on your next turn
The effect is also particularly flavourful, where the Orcish Lumberjack literally destroys a forest permanently, but you get three mana
My experience with Sidar & Ravos taught me that going wide with unblockable infect dudes is really scary to some players but isn't a serious threat to run away with any multiplayer games
Plays well with : Crucible of Worlds and Ramunap Excavator to keep recycling fetchlands
Outcomes vary from creating green Ox, Boar, or white Goat tokens, depending on the roll