You use the one Ioreth to untap a mana dork, and your second Ioreth
And Magic wasnt the only Wizards IP that got the soft drink treatment, as around the same time, Jones also offered a tie-in with D&D, featuring flavors like Bigbys Crushing Thirst Destroyer which is a way better name than any of the Magic ones
8 mana is rough, but this is a cast trigger, not ETB, so it cannot be traditionally countered with Counterspell and friends
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Our own Matt Bassil argued in a recent article that the new playtest cards printed in Mystery Booster 2 get MTG nerd humor far better than the silly cards in unsets do
Voltron decks follow the same analogy where you usually want to suit up your commander to become an almost unstoppable threat that can finish the game on its own