You wont play against it much, but a turn-3 Vial Smasher is terrifying
The best part is that it comes back only on the next end step perfect for Massacre Girl decks to use it as an enabler
Join the fray with powerful bending masters, hybrid animals, and unforgettable allies wielding blades, boomerangs, and the occasional cabbage
You can make a copy of a non-creature artifact you control that becomes a 4/4 with haste and a different name
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental This card's title came about when we learned that the top ten favorite names of Unglued included: Infernal Spawn of Evil
March of the World Ooze (Showcase Fracture Foil) This is a pretty neat, if a bit high-cost, anti-control card that can turn your little mana dorks or tokens into beefy 6/6 creatures