Maybe Doran, the Siege Tower knows how to steer a boat

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But the predictability combined with the 2 damage to your creatures just makes it ineffective and weak overall
The cards themselves are in Japanese, but Serebii.nets card database provides full English translations for every Japanese release
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Making a character named N feels really bad to search for when any single N in a card text will bring it up, and even searching for the card text, this specific art doesn't show up on pokemon.com for some reason, but anyway #12 Great idea for a thread